YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
- you have a body
- that’s it
- you’re beautiful
- you win
You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?
My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.
And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.❞
so in the new Doctor Who Clara is talking to a character who is veteran? and she makes a casual joke referring to his experiences involving combat (She joked about killing someone, he agreed, and she said ‘but yeah that’d mean something coming from you) and when this obviously caused some anxiety or triggered something for him SHE got defensive and treated him as if he’d offended her. it was awful.
So basically not finishing this episode, fuck that